I AM A SOFT
BECAUSE I AM CHENILLE
IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME
TOUCH ME AND YOU'LL FEEL
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1:50 = best.
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OH NUH UH I'M A CALL UP BOVICE AND GET H
today a friendly black man called me and asked me to join the air foorce.
I was all up in that shit holla @ me lol.
he called me gurl about twelve times and I almost joind :B
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LOLOOPS
I FUCKING LOVE THOSE FAT THINGS.
ELEVEN DAYS, HAAAAY.
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BUM - Music:ying yang twins
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let u lick the lollipop lol - Music:Ice and water!
whoa now when did super junior come in and attack this? that ain't right. I'll fight back with
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GAY PATIENCE - Music:DotA - Basshunter
but check out dem fatty knees in the back haaaaay.
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WORD
hayhay girl i stil luvz u <3
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australian - Music:test icicles
Anyway. I'll fix that, and I will not do my usual of yelling at Ashley simply because:
we're just so gosh darned cute. in real life, and in big headed form.
Ashley's still gayer than me.
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SO CUUUUUTE - Music:Zip Zap Rap
As if that would ever happen.
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BOYZ
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But I honestly don't think it's a timeline because it involves no time at all. Only things that happened....
so it's like and...eventline of friendship.
it's mildly terrifying.
( YAY )
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Have you ever found yourself wondering, why are these two friends?
No? Me too. OKAY. Here are some things I found anyway.
YAY! happy happy Ashley full 'o' hugs She's cooler than you and all your white-ass thugs She'll slap you hoe, and say tee hee CUZ SHE'S A MOTHAFUCKIN P-I-M-P!!!! dude....I totally just wrote you a song.
Ashley: you know, I think that people think we're spazzier than we actually are
Clara: Yeah, I agree. Cause like actually we're both fuck off lazy.
Clara: I feel so bad for that guy
Ashley: Why? He's the one that chose to play bagpipes for parties
Clara: yeah you're right what a prick
Clara: yeah, I'm not really that close to my grandma...
Ashley: HER GRANDMA THREW A SHEEP AT HER
Clara: (about my baby picture) AW! It looks like I could play basketball with you!
Ashley: yes well I was very basketball shaped
ashley says:
well Usher has YEAH. what does Chris Brown have?
Dissonance in the Divine Accord says:
CHISLED GOOD LOOKS AND DANCE MOVES TO RAISE THA ROOOOOOOF is what he got
ashley☆ says:
LOL PETE WENTZ IS GONNA BE A DAD WITH ASHLEE SIMPSON
Dissonance in the Divine Accord says:
I wonder if his kids will ever see the picture of his penis
Clara: you can still get things for the Easy Bake Oven?
Ashley: yeah!
Clara: YES!!!! WE CAN MAKE SO MANY CAKES!!!!
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[18:12] 10 days !: HOHO GOOD ONE BRO
[18:12] ashley: HAYHAY~
[18:17] ashley: how pregnant are you?
[18:18] ashley: SO MUCH..
[18:19] 10 days !: I am a touch pregnant today
[18:19] 10 days !: I'd say I'm a hearty helping of prgnant right now
[18:19] ashley: yeah. I'm feeling pretty tired and a decent amount of pregnant today.
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I would like to relay to you, a tale, that of which breaks my heart, and makes my blood run cold.
Very cold.
Not icy though, I was going to say icy then I realized that would make my blood chunky.
Then I'd be called Chunky Blood.
Or ChunkzBloodz.
All our 34619786324 friends on this account would find out I have chunky blood and next thing I know I would be walking down the street and hear "YO CHUNKY BLOOD BITCH."
And I am by no means a chunky blood bitch.
(ALL MY JINGLE BELLS BITCHES HOLLA @ ME THO YOU KNOW HAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!)
Anyway.
*beep*beep*
This has been yours truly,
Rev. Spider
x
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I'd just like to use this opportunity to wish the inventor of gym class an uncomfortable horrible place in hell where bad things happen all day every day. Because that's what they deserve.
Blue hair had better be worth it.
-Icarus
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